Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Secrets for a Happy Marriage

With a couple celebrating their 50th anniversary at a churches marriage marathon, the minister asked Brother Ralph to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he managed to live with the same woman all these years.

The husband replied to the audience, "Well, I treated her with respect, spent money on her, but mostly I took her traveling onspecial occasions." The minister inquired trips to where?

"For our 25th anniversary, I took her to Beijing,China."

The minister then said, "What a terrific example you are to all husbands Ralph, please tell the audience what you're going to do for your wife on your 50th anniversary?"

Brother Ralph: "I'm going to go and bring her back."

1 comment:

Azahar Machwe said...

nice jokes!
i see you have quite a sense of humor!